Rushed

Sorry guys, today's post will be incredibly rshd so plz excuz enybad spelen or gramma.

So there isn't much to say about today, and really I'm serious this time. I have only just realised how boring Tuesday's are. The only interesting thing that happened at school was sport; Indoor Soccer... Which was played outside.

Anyway, it was a normal game, people ran, kicked and randomly picked up the ball, ran to the other side of the court to get tackled and piled on by the rest of the other team (cough me cough)

Bah, so I go home to rest my heroic (yet incredibly stupid) wounds from soccer and I forgot one crucial thing. My friend was coming over to my house that day. Yeah, probably  should of remembered that. I wish I could say that we did something interesting to write about but no. Unless you find randomly swearing at video games and eating chips interesting.

Well, that's all for today, sorry I didn't have a more interesting day. 

See you guys tomorrow.

LUCK STICK!

Gum Man at his finest

Monday, back at school, you may think it's bad and you would be correct!

However, see that random stick figure above this text in the picture, look closer and you'll realise that he is NOT some random stick figure, he is made of 100% chewed gum!


He goes by the name of Gum Man and he is just... Awesome. He makes  the agony of going to school that little bit lower. 


Unfortunately, some people, mainly the school cleaners, disagree with my friends and my artistic skills and think that Gum Man is a menace, that he is graffiti, that he is vandalism, that he is NOT ART! :(


Today, we were told to take him down, but we could not let that happen, not again! (Yeah, this is actually the 3rd gum man but he is the biggest and the best) So I used my epic camouflaging skills and hid him...

Camouflage ftw

If you think that's sad, what's sadder is that it worked.

Speaking of school, there is another thing that we're obsessed with. PADDLEPOPS! -They're basically just Ice creams that once you've finished, you get prizes from the sticks if you get enough. Well, today, I won an INSTANT WIN FREE PADDLEPOP! Went and traded it in and won another INSTANT WIN FREE PADDLEPOP!

That is just epic luck

That's all for today my minions! I will see you all tomorrow, same place, same amount of awesome.

NO B*TCH!

Okay, it was a Sunday so I didn't do anything interesting.

Unless you really like retro games.

So instead, I'll write it about what most of us have bee through BREAKUPS :O
Well, I recently went through one and it got me thinking, most of them are the same and they seem to ask questions. You know, like

Can we just be friends?

Is it alright if we ...

 Can we see other people?

Or something along those lines. Does that mean we got a choice? Can we just turn around and say:

 "NO BITCH! NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"

Yeah, probably not.

Actually, come to think of it now that we're on this train of thougt, I kinda lied to you guys. Yesterday at the party wasn't all that bad. There was somebody my age and we kinda got on really well... Just that there is one downer... She lives about 11 hours away. Typical.

Anyway, that's all for today, see you same place tomorrow.

Party Animal

	WICKED AS PARTY LAST NIGHT!! It went all night in the morning, everyone got so totally wasted!!1!!1!!!one!!
Party Animal

No don't believe me? Well, would you believe that it was actually my aunties 40th and the adults got drunk and started playing singstar?
Yeah, that probably sounds a bit more realistic.
Anyway, there's not that much to say about the night seeing well, nothing really interesting happened... Well, actually, now that I think about it...


The invitation said 'dress to entertain' and I guess our family took it the wrong way, we walked into this Indian Restaurant,that for some reason happens to  be next to a sex shop, with Dad dressed up as Austin Powers, Mum dressed as Felicity Shagwow, Sister as Britney Spears and me as.. me. Yeah, awkward. 


Like the rest of the kids, we were seated at one end of the
restaurant. Not that fun when you're the only one your age. 


I tried to get you guys some footage of the drunk adults playing
Singstar but I forgot to take my SD card for my video camera, so
instead, here is a picture of a monkey with a gun.

That's all for today guys, see you all tomorrow.

Newbie

Hello current audience of 1!

I don't really have much to say at the moment as I have only been awake for about... 30 minutes? And seeing its already 1pm, you could say that's pretty slack.


Anyway, this blog is basically going to be about the random, everyday occurrences of a typical teenage boy.


This will be all for today, or at least until something interesting happens.


But anyway, for being such an awesome person for reading, you can have a picture of a dog.